baby you light up my world like the flames in the fiery pitts of hell
(Source: mytwistedstateofmind)
New Commandment:
If thou hath the cocketh, thee shall not blocketh.
or i’ll cut u bitch
(Source: mytwistedstateofmind)
Don’t Read Your Fanfic Out In Public Kids
I was reading my fanfiction when I was at a salon with my mom and something big happened in it but it all turned out to be a dream so I had a fit and said I wasn’t reading it anymore and she asked me what happened and I couldn’t exactly tell her that a character professed his love to his gay partner and they made love and snuggled all night but it turned out to be fake so I just told her that Katniss dies but it turned out to be a dream..oops
